ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

(via ruinedchildhood)

perchu:

flareblitz:

reblogging selfies is kinda sad like do u really care about notes on a blogging website that much that u rely on anonymous likes to build ur self confidence?? im so sorry if u do

sounds like u got 0 notes on a selfie.. im real sorry

(via dogweeds)

yungkawaiinigga:

Cool thing about tumblr: Since your blog is tailored exactly to your taste it reflects your personality enough that you can probably find your exact soul mate(or mates) on here.

Bad part: That bitch gon prolly live in Antartica or some shit.

(Source: yungkawaiiinigga, via in-vagina-we-thrust)