Elizabeth Mariah(: 19 y/o preacher's kid. College sophomore. i love God, Family, Friends, bracelets &Hot cheetos. and umm.. i really dunno what im doing here.
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maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak
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if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
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you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
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i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
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It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care
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Is this gay porn, or an snl skit because that was pretty fucking hilarious.
This is a scene from a great movie actually, TransAmerica
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a little message for 98% of girls at my school
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
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